omfg i lost this and then had to wait for like three days for it to cycle back around on my dash.
My best friend is Loki, my lover is Bruce Banner (at least I get to figure out how he does sex), my first kiss is Hawkeye, my enemy is Hawkeye, I’m cockblocked by Tony Stark (goddammit), and I’m killed by Loki (omg Loki why would you stab me in the back it’s like your the villain or something).
Best friend is Captain America, my lover is Tony Stark, my first kiss….is that…girl……….my enemy is Loki, im cockblocked by Hulk dude and im killed my the weirdo bow and arrow person who the hell is he lol idek
Best friend: Steve
Lover: Loki
First kiss: Hawkeye
Enemy: Hawkeye
Cockblocked by: Tony
Killed by: STEVE
CAP UR A SHITTY BEST FRIEND. but im married to loki so idc
Best friend: Thor
Lover: Bruce
First kiss: Tony (omai)
Enemy: Loki (oh nooooes)
Cockblocked by: Natasha (omg Natasha stap it)
Killed by: Natasha (Natasha today you really do not like me omg)
MY BEST FRIEND IS TONY, DO I EVEN CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?
My lover is Loki, omfg wat
My first kiss is Tony. Jesus, wat.
My enemy is Hawkeye. BARTON, WTF.
I’m cockblocked by Tony. Tony is my best friend, my first kiss, and cockblocks Loki. He wants my cock so hard.
Killed by Loki. Oh Jesus, is this School Days: Avengers?














